Achtung!

The photocopiers are great for rallying unity in the office because they break down so easily and serve a common point of discussion and for random expletives. The people from Canon have to keep coming back and fixing it.

Behind the photocopiers is a notice board that has this phony-German message tacked above the machines:

Achtung! Alles lookenpeepers!

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets – relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

I love it.

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